February 22, 2015

For My Mom...

Probably only my mom will get the humor in this conversation, but I had to write it down.

It's Sunday morning, and Jeff is wearing his old, holly Gibson guitar shirt that I can't get him to stop wearing.  There is a little hole in the tummy.

Benjamin:  Why is there a hole in your shirt?
Jeff:  For my belly button to breathe.  It needs air, and it can breathe through the hole.
Me, to Benjamin:  But YOUR belly button does not need to breathe.  I know that's appealing to you, but you don't need holes in your shirts for your belly button.
Benjamin:  Like, "I APPEAL to Caesar!"

Oh, my.  :)

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